Questions not usually asked:
1:
Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Answer:
Closed
2:
Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Answer:
No
3:
Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Answer:
Tucked in
4:
Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Answer:
No
5:
Do you like to use post-it notes?
Answer:
Yes
6:
Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Answer:
I don't cut them
7:
Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Answer:
Bees
8:
Do you have freckles?
Answer:
Yes, on my back
9:
Do you always smile for pictures?
Answer:
No
10:
What is your biggest pet peeve?
Answer:
There are thousands of them, at the moment folk who don't put their house number on their gate
11:
Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Answer:
No
12:
Have you ever peed in the woods?
Answer:
Yes
13:
What about pooped in the woods?
Answer:
Yes
14:
Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
Answer:
Never
15:
Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Answer:
No
16:
How many people have you slept with this week?
Answer:
One
17:
What size is your bed?
Answer:
Very small, I live in a motorhome (RV)
18:
What is your Song of the week?
Answer:
I don't have a song of the week
19:
Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Answer:
Only if they are gay!
20:
Do you still watch cartoons?
Answer:
No
21:
Whats your least favorite movie?
Answer:
Anything with precocious children in it
22:
Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Answer:
I am not telling you!
23:
What do you drink with dinner?
Answer:
Beer
24:
What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Answer:
I don't eat chicked nuggets
25:
What is your favorite food?
Answer:
Rissotto
26:
What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Answer:
2001 A Space Odyssey
27:
Last person you kissed/kissed you?
Answer:
My girlfriend
28:
Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Answer:
No
29:
Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Answer:
I have done this several times!
30:
When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Answer:
I can't remember, years ago
31:
Can you change the oil on a car?
Answer:
If I really had to but `i don't like working on cars
32:
Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Answer:
Yes
33:
Ever ran out of gas?
Answer:
Yes
34:
Favorite kind of sandwich?
Answer:
Cheese and pickle
35:
Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Answer:
Banana and museli
36:
What is your usual bedtime?
Answer:
Midnight
37:
Are you lazy?
Answer:
Can't be arsed to answer
38:
When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Answer:
We did not celebrate Halloween in the UK when I was a child
39:
What is your Chinese astrological sign?
Answer:
I don't know or care it's nonsense
40:
How many languages can you speak?
Answer:
English and Francais
41:
Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Answer:
I subscribe to a cycling magazine
42:
Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Answer:
I don't understand the question
43:
Are you stubborn?
Answer:
No
44:
Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Answer:
Leno
45:
Ever watch soap operas?
Answer:
Never
46:
Are you afraid of heights?
Answer:
No, I like heights
47:
Do you sing in the car?
Answer:
No
48:
Do you sing in the shower?
Answer:
No
49:
Do you dance in the car?
Answer:
I don't beleive that's physically possible
50:
Ever used a gun?
Answer:
Yes
51:
Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Answer:
Probably when I was a child
52:
Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Answer:
Yes
53:
Is Christmas stressful?
Answer:
I don't celebrate Christmas, so no, it's like any other time except the shops are more crowded
54:
Ever eat a pierogi?
Answer:
I don't know what that is so no
55:
Favorite type of fruit pie?
Answer:
Apple preferably with cloves
56:
Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Answer:
Airline pilot
57:
Do you believe in ghosts?
Answer:
No
58:
Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Answer:
I get this all the time and it's a bit creepy
59:
Take a vitamin daily?
Answer:
That is just an exspensive way of making your pee turn extra yellow.
60:
Wear slippers?
Answer:
Yes
61:
Wear a bath robe?
Answer:
Yes
62:
What do you wear to bed?
Answer:
Nothing
63:
First concert?
Answer:
Slade
64:
Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Answer:
Only Wal Mart has outlets in the UK
65:
Nike or Adidas?
Answer:
Converse?
66:
Cheetos Or Fritos?
Answer:
Neither
67:
Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Answer:
Sunflower seeds
68:
Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
Answer:
Non
69:
Ever take dance lessons?
Answer:
No
70:
Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Answer:
No
71:
Can you curl your tongue?
Answer:
Like this?
72:
Ever won a spelling bee?
Answer:
No
73:
Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Answer:
No
74:
Own any record albums?
Answer:
They were all stolen a few years back
75:
Own a record player?
Answer:
The scumbag who got the vinyl also took the deck
76:
Regularly burn incense?
Answer:
No
77:
Ever been in love?
Answer:
Yes
78:
Who would you like to see in concert?
Answer:
Pink Floyd
79:
What was the last concert you saw?
Answer:
Party at the Palace for QEII jubilee, lots of artists
80:
Hot tea or cold tea?
Answer:
Hot Assam tea
81:
Tea or coffee?
Answer:
Tea is the choice for an English man
82:
Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Answer:
WTF are snickerdoodles!
83:
Can you swim well?
Answer:
No
84:
Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Answer:
Like this?
85:
Are you patient?
Answer:
Yes
86:
DJ or band, at a wedding?
Answer:
Live band every time
87:
Ever won a contest?
Answer:
Yes
88:
Ever have plastic surgery?
Answer:
No
89:
Which are better black or green olives?
Answer:
Green
90:
Can you knit or crochet?
Answer:
No
91:
Best room for a fireplace?
Answer:
Not in my house ever!
92:
Do you want to get married?
Answer:
Tried that twice it did not work out
93:
If married, how long have you been married?
Answer:
Far too long
94:
Who was your HS crush?
Answer:
I did not have one.
95:
Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Answer:
No
96:
Do you have kids?
Answer:
We worked out what caused them and took precautions
97:
Do you want kids?
Answer:
See above
98:
Whats your favorite color?
Answer:
Purple
99:
Do you miss anyone right now?
Answer:
No
